"Let the fungi live freely," -Shroom Wallace
Anyway, here something to lighten your day:
All Antifreeze in made in the same plant in the same state in America. Only differences is the color! So buy the cheap kind, it's all good.
Princess Mononoke is a girl who has too much peep!
Bush seems to hate everyone, at least Gore tries to be funny.
George Cloony is a awesome date!
And yes, the do track your money in medal detectors!
Number one isn't always the best, that way theirs room for improvement.
Kevin Sorbo, a space captain? PLEASE!!! Damn WB!
Charlie Sheen V.S. father Sheen in the ring!
Manhattan Survivor, I vote for prostate man to leave!
Bread is good, pork chops is good. either way you eat...!
A man's makeup is a Porsch!
A shroom is neither a plant or animal, it's the king of the fungi kingdom. Dog's mouths are not cleaner then a humans.
Cat's are best for the city.
All you need is love.
IF you measure the length of a river in a strait line form beginning to end. Then measure the actual distance, the ratio of the two to each other is around Pi. (3.14)
<~~ what's up with that? OF course it's the average.
Recent studies have shown plants do make very high pitched sounds when there is something wrong. They also seem to talk to each other. So have a heart, don't order the mushrooms on you next pizza. Order the fish! Fish are stupid.
A goldfish has a memory span of about 3 minutes.
And a bird only sleeps five minutes a day.
We can tell if a serial killer loved his mom or not from a finger print, but no one can explain why we yawn or itch!
Or why a scratches help itches.
Where do camels come from?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lolly pop?
God has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus.
what do get when you combine a elephant and a rhino?
Hey Case, Dawson(<<~~ Phillie?)
Never underestimate yourself, never give up!
Glasses look good on girls, but not dogs!
Always remember: Free is good, imprisoned is not, but midgets are funny!
It has been proven that your more at risk to have a car accident at 85 then 16! Yet insurance for a teen is murder!
Stress is the worst disease!
Dis<~~ not to, Ease<~~~ comfort of body and mind ???????
A Tarot reader on TV Can't tell you if your drug dealing boyfriend is being watched by the FBI at work!!
All real psychics work for the police! Weird!?!
People that cook mushrooms are sick individuals that need help!
Bush is dyslexic!
-That's all for today-